THE WAY YOU MOVE AIN'T FAIR, YOU KNOW.
Jared/Jensen [pre-slashiness]. AU.
R. 5,600 words.
The incredibly gay and erotic adventures of Jenny Boy and Jay Ryder. Also known as the Stripper!AU that wouldn't leave me alone. Thanks to dugindeep, matalinolukaret, and aldehyde for the cracky Twitter shenanigans this was born of.


( Jensen doesn't share the spotlight. The spotlight is his sun: under it, he shines, and no one else is allowed to cast shadows. )