I JUST TWITTERED TO SAY 'I'M OBSESSED'
Jensen loves every part of Jared.
Jensen/Jared.
NC17. 1500 words.
Warning: Light fetish.

As I told nola_rue (and Happy Belated Birthday!), I usually favor Jensen over Jared, so I wanted to write something that focused entirely on Jared's body. So, I picked two inspiring pieces of his anatomy (not the ones you might think), and went from there! Those sweaty con pictures definitely helped this one along. Titled specifically for dugindeep...anyone remember the classic I Just Twittered to say 'I Love You?'


( He could bend his lips around it every hour of the day—taste Jared in ways only a lover could—or fall worshipfully to his knees just for a glimpse. )

THUMB IN MY HOLSTER
Or, in which Tony wears that gun holster home and Tim has something to say about it.
Tim/Tony. NC17.
HERE @ strokemyplumage.

I went out and bought the S7 dvds, watched one episode, and this happened. I guess I really did miss our guys. Also, I know Tony's holster is more nylon, but just imagine Tim gave him a leather one for Christmas and had ulterior motives. Thanks to juice817 for the beta ♥ 1900 words.


"And now you're thinking about sex."

"I—yeah." Freaky. "But, in my defense, when am I not thinking about sex?"


Also, it's PORN FRIDAY! \O/

Two Become One That's not our song.
Jared/Jensen. High School AU.
R. 2900 words.
In which Jensen wears eyeliner, and Jared may be the Spice Girls' #1 Fan.
Yes, this is the goth!Jensen, Pop Princess!Jared fic. Further proof that one should never stay up late on Twitter with aldehyde, dugindeep, twofourteen, earthquakedream, and chez_amanda. Thanks to dugindeep for the beta!


( They sat at the same table in Mrs. McCarthy's advanced art class. Jensen figured he was going to go blind from Jared's pink polo shirt, but his jeans were tight across his hips and, well, that hadn't been so bad to look at. )

MEASURABLE MEANS
NC17 to be safe, but it's nowhere near as explicit as I'm used to writing.
Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles.
8,000 words.
Written for electricalgwen who graciously donated money to help_haiti in exchange for this story. Her prompt boiled down to, "Construction-worker!Jared, his buddies are always talking about and whistling at the gorgeous, stacked redhead who walks by the site every day, but he's more interested in the really hot guy... " And that is only part of this story. Title from a quote by Louis Kahn.


( Jensen doesn't balk at the calluses on Jared's hands, the rough and scarred pads of his fingers, his thick wrists. He almost moves into Jared's grip, pushing himself into Jared's hands to get more of their texture and feel. That turns Jared on full-blast, his heart hammering in his chest. )

Start me off and watch me go.
Dean Smith/Sam Wesson.
NC17.
1400 words.
The thought/potential of Dean Smith having a home gym has been TAUNTING ME since 'It's a Terrible Life.' No joke. Written for annabeth_fics who's been such an amazing friend ♥ ♥, and I imagine she won't say no to some Smith/Wesson gym!porn :) Also, it's pornfriday!


( Push it harder, Dean. Up, strong—yeah, just like that. )

TICKING DOWN
pairing. Jared/Jensen (non AU)
rating. NC17 for sex and language
words. 1700
summary. Written for pornfriday. This was a snippet that sat on my hard drive for months, and it did no good there. It's BJ porn. It's not even plotty BJ porn, so there. I was trying to write something that didn't use a lot of cliched terms, but I think I failed miserably in that I'm pretty sure I ended up including them ALL. Thanks to annabeth_fics for helping me whip this sucker into shape!


( More appealing is the warm, heavy body on Jared's lap, arms and legs braided together while the volume of the football game on television is turned low. He's free to touch Jensen without care of the hours ticking away. A day only wasted by the standards of inanimate task masters. )

And now, something a little more upbeat for Porn Friday ♥!

title. A Certain Kind of Delinquent
pairing. Tim McGee/Tony DiNozzo
rating/warnings. NC17
words. 1200
summary. Written for the NCIS Kink Meme for the prompt "Tony turning McGee on by being particularly rebellious, eg. disobeying Gibbs' orders, doing something mildly illegal..."

The first time it happens, Timothy McGee is very new to the Anthony DiNozzo brand of naval investigation.

Because you know, technically it is porn.

summary. Dean n' CASS r totally in luv, k? OMG this is my first Deano/Cass fic evr and if u dont review and leave me luv i will DIE. but then Cass will totally bring me back 2 life! signed, cassoulmmate <----its tru! he's mine!
when in fact. If any of you take this seriously, I'm going to beat you with a stick. Hard. There wasn't a line in this I didn't laugh out loud while writing. And that's obvious. It's either Becky!fic or BAD[Really Bad]!Fic. You pick the genre.

( Heaven In Your Eyes )

[Voir Dire] Fighting Words Doctrine

Jared/Jensen. NC17. RPS AU. 2000 words.
‘Fighting words’: something said purposefully to incite a reaction, or to cause an immediate breach of the peace. Jensen’s never been good with legalese. Follows So Sue Me in the Voir Dire series.
Written for one_2_3_4's prompt of "Lawyer!Jared: red, koosh ball, deposition," and for pornfriday.


( They haven't made it to the point where mixed laundry is totally okay, or my-space-is-your-space applies. )

Diversify Your Interests
Jensen/Jared. NC-17. Mild Bondage. Suit!Kink. 3,000 words.

Finance!Verse. Set sometime after My Favorite Holding Period Is Forever but that's not required reading. All you need to know is that Jensen used to be Jared’s boss, and Jared’s kind of a toppy bastard. Until tonight, that is. Featuring frazzled nerves, Indian food, and inappropriate use of designer neck ties.
Brought to you by GQ Magazine, jumpuphigh's birthday, and the letter 'C'.


( With his iPod playing, the thing white cord running from Jared's ears, down his tan throat, and into his pocket, Jensen had just wanted to spin Jared around right there )

Also written for pornfriday, which we'll hopefully groom into a decent porn community, once I get my act together, of course!

A lot of bad things have been happening lately to people I adore. Beyond telling y'all that I love you, I offer this.

Look What We've Got! (A Fairy Tale Plot)
Jared/Jensen. PG-13. 5,800 words.
Sweet like sugar. Self-indulgent crack. Inspired by this picture.
As far as fairies go, Jensen's pretty elitist and a bit of a show-off. Where mortals are concerned, Jared's got a big heart and the best sense of humor. He'll need them both to deal with everything Jensen throws his way.


Check out the awesome manip stawberynvanila made for the story! Jensen's just perfect here!

( He's already been ditched by the Double Mint Twins, a zombie, and his date, Cleopatra, who strangely enough ran off with Captain Jack Sparrow. )

Title from 'Wicked' and this was pounced on glanced over by jumpuphigh.

Feedback is ♥. My other stories can be found H E R E.

I live on the right side; I sleep on the left.
[Or...In Which Sam Winchester Has Sugar Daddies]
Jared/Jensen/Sam Winchester
NC-17
3,800 words.
Warnings: Young!Sam [18] and references to underage!Sam [16]. Threesome. Use of a dildo.

Super fast and very encouraging beta by nocturniquette1 - thank you!

( The young man's appeal had never been rooted in his age for Jensen and Jared. Not even his physical appearance held sole sway. Sam's spirit - the whole much greater than the sum of his parts - is the true enticement. )

title. Founded It Upon The Seas
pairing. Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
rated. NC-17
words. 4,200
n.b. A prequel to my Mr. & Mrs. Smith story, Happy Endings [Are Just Stories That Haven't Finished Yet] and features assassin!Jensen/assassin!Jared. Written for Porn Fridays! Beta'ed by jumpuphigh, who was wonderfully thorough on such short notice, and the porn got its stamp of approval from joans23. Title from the motto of the Cayman Islands.

summary. Every love story has a beginning. Even theirs. In this strange case, I think it's necessary to read the ending of their story before you read how they began.

( Thanks to the empty beach and nearly cloudless sky, Jensen can see the distant line of Cuba on the horizon. )

Feedback is welcomed! All remaining mistakes and plot-holes are mine. Other stories can be found H E R E.

title. On Your Dime
pairing. Dean Smith/Sam Wesson. Sam Wesson/Others.
rated. Adult Like Whoa [NC-17]
warnings. Phone Sex Ahoy! AU for 4x17.
n.b. Written for Porn Fridays! Also, inspired by jumpuphigh and she has NO idea about it. She knows where it came from. =)

summary: See warning. Sam Wesson gets a new job, one that lets him pursue his "hobbies". Dean Smith just has to interfere.

( The pieces of the stripped Colt M1911 are laying on Sam Wesson's coffee table between his half-finished Coke and a creeping Philodendron that's seen better days. He really needs to water that damn plant. )


Feedback welcomed! Unbeta-ed This is actually the FIRST time I've posted Sam/Dean in a slashy form. Imagine that! Other stories can be found H E R E.

Additionally, if you write J2 fiction and want to be included in the J2 Author Database, please go here to sign up! Any J2 writer can be included.

title. I Just Twittered To Say 'I Love You'.
pairing. j2
rating/warning. NC-17. Sexy, fluffy boys. Unbeta-ed. And yeah, I used the word 'baby' in a fic. Sue me.
words. 926
it's about. Fun and games in the Padalecki-Ackles household. There's not much plot beyond that! Another installment of 'PORN FRIDAYS' [How could you let me forget, matalinolukaret?] and to celebrate nearly 100 members at jaredjensenrps. Thanks to everyone who has joined and helped to promote =)


Jensen can't blame him for the garbled moans - he'd be incoherent too if Jared were handling Jensen's junk like it's his new favorite toy.

...and I'm totally delivering. I think. I wrote this in a couple hours, so apologies if it's ridiculous with a capital ARRR. I just couldn't get the image of Jared out of my head. I'm also going to go ahead and say it's not AU.

Title: Black On Bronze
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bondage. D/s. The fluffiest piece of kink ever. Very Bottom!Jared.
Words: ~2,700
Summary: There's more rope than there needs to be, Jared's well aware, but the black silk criss-crosses his skin in the designs Jensen chooses. The visual contrast of ebony ties against bronzed flesh is arousing to his lover, appealing in ways he's just beginning to understand.

( The ropes are tight, holding Jared in their intimate embrace. He doesn't need to strain to know there's little hope of escape. )

So, let me explain. I wanted to write a kinky companion piece to My Favorite Holding Period Is Forever, but then this popped into my head. It clearly doesn't fit the dynamic of the characters in Holding Period, so this stands alone, and we'll say it's not AU, just for FUN.

I apologize if it bites, but I've never written *any* sort of kink beyond the slight D/s in Holding Period. Feedback appreciated!