Two Become One That's not our song.
Jared/Jensen. High School AU.
R. 2900 words.
In which Jensen wears eyeliner, and Jared may be the Spice Girls' #1 Fan.
Yes, this is the goth!Jensen, Pop Princess!Jared fic. Further proof that one should never stay up late on Twitter with aldehyde, dugindeep, twofourteen, earthquakedream, and chez_amanda. Thanks to dugindeep for the beta!


( They sat at the same table in Mrs. McCarthy's advanced art class. Jensen figured he was going to go blind from Jared's pink polo shirt, but his jeans were tight across his hips and, well, that hadn't been so bad to look at. )

MEASURABLE MEANS
NC17 to be safe, but it's nowhere near as explicit as I'm used to writing.
Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles.
8,000 words.
Written for electricalgwen who graciously donated money to help_haiti in exchange for this story. Her prompt boiled down to, "Construction-worker!Jared, his buddies are always talking about and whistling at the gorgeous, stacked redhead who walks by the site every day, but he's more interested in the really hot guy... " And that is only part of this story. Title from a quote by Louis Kahn.


( Jensen doesn't balk at the calluses on Jared's hands, the rough and scarred pads of his fingers, his thick wrists. He almost moves into Jared's grip, pushing himself into Jared's hands to get more of their texture and feel. That turns Jared on full-blast, his heart hammering in his chest. )

HOT, STICKY SWEET.
Jared/Jensen. R (for language and lovin').
Crack & Candy, people. And a little sexin'.
matalinolukaret admitted earlier that she STOLE MAH PEEPS (from a half dozen states away). She's dead to me, in the way that she's really really not.


( Jensen's tongue swipes a crunchy bit of canary-colored sugar from the corner of his mouth. It's way too late to blame the dogs. )

TICKING DOWN
pairing. Jared/Jensen (non AU)
rating. NC17 for sex and language
words. 1700
summary. Written for pornfriday. This was a snippet that sat on my hard drive for months, and it did no good there. It's BJ porn. It's not even plotty BJ porn, so there. I was trying to write something that didn't use a lot of cliched terms, but I think I failed miserably in that I'm pretty sure I ended up including them ALL. Thanks to annabeth_fics for helping me whip this sucker into shape!


( More appealing is the warm, heavy body on Jared's lap, arms and legs braided together while the volume of the football game on television is turned low. He's free to touch Jensen without care of the hours ticking away. A day only wasted by the standards of inanimate task masters. )

A little bit ago, dugindeep posted a bunch of Post Secret images and said just about every single one could be turned into a J2 fic. So here's my contribution!



Too Late.
Jensen/Jared ♥ Jensen/Other
PG just for language.

( 'I'm not sure exactly what you needed to see,' Jensen says evenly, 'or what you hoped to get from coming here, but I think you need to go.' )

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE HOSPITAL DRAMAS?
pairing. Sam/Dean
rating. NC17
spoilers. 5.08 - Changing Channels
words. 2400
summary. I owed annabeth_fics some serious Scrubs!porn. Other than that, there is no summary. Unbeta'ed, so mistakes are comment fodder. :)


( Sam makes a valiant effort to stop the boxes of latex gloves from falling on the floor. Dean doesn't appear to give a shit, shoving Sam against the shelf and apparently not hearing the cardboard hit the linoleum as Sam juggles two more boxes. )

AS YOU ARE, AS A KNOWN ENEMY.
rating. NC17
pairing. Dean/Sam and Dean/Lucifer!Sam [but also Lucifer/Michael]
words. 3500
warnings. Elements of this could definitely be considered dub!con, as Dean is not in a position to change his surroundings, but he gives willingly. Compulsion. Incest. Dirty talkin' devils.
summary. It's beautiful. Too beautiful so Dean knows it can't be real. Something created by the one he knows better than himself and not at all, just for Dean. That makes him feel worse. Spoilers for 5.04 'The End', but set after 5.10 'Abandon All Hope'.
prompt. you say yes, I will take you, I will love you, again.

Thanks to annabeth_fics for some serious hand-holding and encouragement! All mistakes are my own. maerhys, I just had to look up what your prompt was actually from and the poem worked WONDERS as far as inspiration goes (and I've added it to the end of this because it was essential to this story). I hope this comes even a little close to what you might have had in mind. ♥

( Then you hold life like a face between your palms. A plain face—no charming smile, no violet eyes—and you say, 'yes'... )

EIGHTY-SIX THE OTHERS AND COME HOME WITH ME.
pairing. Jared/Jensen
rating. R
summary. Written for the prompt "Dating!Jensen, Waiter!Jared" at dev_earl's Crack Open The AU Cans! Comment Meme. Most of the restaurant happenings are TRUFAX, but names have been changed to protect the very guilty innocent.
words. 2000

( The 'creme-de-la-creme' eat here all the time, coiffed and ready to be seen, but this man is whipped cream on homemade pistachio ice cream, sweetened with butterscotch. Jared's favorite. )

title. On Your Dime
pairing. Dean Smith/Sam Wesson. Sam Wesson/Others.
rated. Adult Like Whoa [NC-17]
warnings. Phone Sex Ahoy! AU for 4x17.
n.b. Written for Porn Fridays! Also, inspired by jumpuphigh and she has NO idea about it. She knows where it came from. =)

summary: See warning. Sam Wesson gets a new job, one that lets him pursue his "hobbies". Dean Smith just has to interfere.

( The pieces of the stripped Colt M1911 are laying on Sam Wesson's coffee table between his half-finished Coke and a creeping Philodendron that's seen better days. He really needs to water that damn plant. )


Feedback welcomed! Unbeta-ed This is actually the FIRST time I've posted Sam/Dean in a slashy form. Imagine that! Other stories can be found H E R E.

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My Favorite Holding Period is Forever

Jensen/Jared. NC-17. 4,200 words. AU.

Jared is the hassled, yet eerily efficient assistant to Jensen Ackles who, let's face it, is ALL THAT (and a bag of chips). Second fic written to appease my Sharp Dressed Men kink. Not quite a PWP, but fairly close. More of a Porn-With-a-Point. Betaed by the lovely half_elf_lost who kills commas and tells me when the words I pick are downright "creepy". =)

( If Jensen Ackles only knew all the things Jared did for him... )

THANK YOU for reading! Feedback is welcomed, and comments are appreciated! I bullshitted through all the finance speak, though it's all taken from things I've actually *heard*. Still, I made up the context. Amber is Amber Volakis of HOUSE, who I adored.

Other fics can be found HERE.

Voir Dire [And Nothing But The Truth]

Jared/Jensen. AU. 2k+. Adult.

Written as one of two fics dealing with Sharp Dressed Men. Apparently I have a suit-kink. Simpler and shorter of the two, and I'm fairly sure there's plenty of actual porn with this same plot. In fact this is pretty much boy-meet-boy porn, and hey, what's better? Also, jury duty was nothing like this.

( Jury duty is going to suck. )

Of note, this is not the Porn with a Point story. That comes next! =)

Unbetaed, as this was largely written in the last day or so. Feedback welcomed. Other fics HERE.