(  Part Three  )

Additional Notes: THANK YOU for reading this. Feedback is more than welcomed, it does a mushy heart good. Many thanks to everyone [writers, cheerleaders, and readers] who participated in the support groups for whenboymeetsboy - I know they helped me stay motivated, and hopefully we can all do the same for Big Bang 2009!

The scene where Jensen wakes up married, and the scene with the ring exchange are the only two I really grabbed from the movie. The dialogue when they woke up was too funny and perfect to pass up, and the ring scene I couldn't have done better. So thank you, Laws of Attraction, for those.

Title from 'Check Yes Juliet' by We The Kings.

I'm borderline obsessed with lawyer!Jared, first in Voir Dire and now this. He'd be so snarky and awesome, and juries would listen to whatever he said based solely on his hotness. Also, despite my many friends in law school, I know little about actual divorce law and how it's practiced. Unfortunately, I know a little about divorce. Beyond that, I made most of this up.

As far as reality goes, same-sex marriage is legal in Massachusetts, hence the Boston setting. New York State recognizes same-sex marriages performed in other states, so this isn't totally far fetched. Getting a marriage license close to midnight on St. Patrick's Day? Yeah, Alec could do it. A normal person could not.

Tequila makes people do crazy things. TRUFAX.

Jackson and Tara are borrowed from Sons of Anarchy. Nate, Sophie, Parker, and Hardison are borrowed [with so much love] from Leverage. Rick Taylor borrowed from no one, he's mine.

The rest of my stories can be found H E R E.

I'LL KEEP TOSSING ROCKS AT YOUR WINDOW
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. Alternate Universe. Enough fluff to stuff a million marshmallow Peeps. TEQUILA. Disclaimed.
Words: 17,000+
Movie remixed: Based loosely on Laws Of Attraction; written for whenboymeetsboy. I kept the basic premise, not much else.
Notes: Betaed by the incomparable half_elf_lost. Absolutely dedicated to joans23, flawedamythyst, matalinolukaret, englishblue, and all the girls from the Support Group. ♥


Summary: Jared Padalecki ruined Jensen's life. The life he counted on having, anyway. Ever since he finished law school, Jensen had a plan. Pass the Bar, start a practice with Jeff, and never, ever get married.


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