Title: Is That A Sword In Your Pocket? [And Other Lame Jokes]
Starring: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki. Special appearances by Eliot Spencer [Christian Kane] and Alec Hardison [Aldis Hodge].
Rating/Warnings: Adult. AU. A lot of swearing.
Word Count: approx. 14,500
Summary: Jensen wants justice. Eliot wants a beer and a stripper, in that order. Alec wants people to stop breaking his shit. Jared...well, Jared just wants a job. Written for j2_everafter based on the movie The Three Musketeers. I don't know who I should apologize to first, Walt Disney or Alexandre Dumas.



( It's only when Jared Padalecki's well down Interstate 5, Los Angeles almost in reach, that he lets up on the gas pedal and feels his heart stop racing. )